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I can’t help it. My brain processes things differently. When I try to say one thing it comes out as something else and it makes me sound likes a total idiot. A total nerd. Damn it. It’s the same thing when I see someone in public I think is attractive…instead of going towards them I panic and run. Seriously. Every damn time. These key reasons people are why I’m still single. And sitting at home alone (again) on a Saturday night. If I could just chill out a little I’d be rocking and rolling. But no. I have to give my brain enough time to assess the situation and come up with the most absurd way to word my response, therefore ultimately making the other person laugh awkwardly (inwardly or outwardly) and stop taking to me. Please Lord, help me stop the insanity!

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