Are you fucking kidding me? Did you really just send me a message that sounded like a spam email?
Of course you did, because you aren’t original. And since I’m not in the military, calling me Sir is not a compliment. There was no need to include your phone number.
By the by, I read an article by the authors of The Rules…updated for modern dating methods. If that really is what guys want I think I’ll stay single. Or become a lesbian. Except women are crazy. Woo hoo, old cat lady life for me!!