Jeeeeezus. Read before you send please. Not reading it is a pretty damn surefire way to get ignored.
I do not want a relationship, so don’t message me about how you want one.
I do not want kids, so if you want them one day, let’s not even date, just in case a relationship develops.
I have tattoos. You don’t have to have any, but don’t message me if you don’t like them!
And what’s with the damn “I’ll be your huckleberry” still??!!
I don’t think I’m ready to do this, and yet I just keep on keepin’ on.